Archive for February, 2010

A Short History of United and Villa in Cup Competitions

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Aston Villa pitch themselves as the Ghandi of the Premier League. Randy Lerner is said to be a ‘good, considerate’ owner (although I know nothing about him) and Martin O’Neill is the media darling’s media darling. “He has a law degree don’t you know, how very nouveau football.” And of course they nurture young English players like saplings in a storm – good-hearted folk that they are. This overlooks the fact that we still, and will always, owe them one in a cup final.

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Martin O’Neill

FA Cup Final 1957

The 1956-57 season was, in Manchester United terms, rather significant. This was the year we became the first English club to compete in the European Cup. It also saw the Busby babes record a glorious championship victory, finishing ahead of Tottenham Hotspur. It should also have been the year we won the double. That it was not, we can solely blame on Peter McParland.

Odds on favourites for the final, United met Villa and for six minutes things were going according to plan. Then McParland poleaxed our goalie, Ray Wood, breaking his cheekbone. In the age before substitutes our young team had to trudge on for the rest of the match with ten men, other than when a dreaming Wood was let back onto the field to wander around.

To literally add insult to injury McParland scored both Villa goals and they ran out 2-1 winners. At the opening of the new Wembley the FA paraded a gallery of FA Cup legends before kick-off as United prepared to play Chelsea. McParland, first out, was roundly booed by the red end. No, we don’t forgive you.

League Cup Semi-Final 1970-71

The game that got Wilf McGuinness the chop. United warmed up for the match by losing a league match 4-1 to City the previous week. Villa were enjoying the hospitality of Division 3 at the time and a team containing Nobby, Georgie, Bobby Charlton and Kiddo managed to draw 1-1 at OT.

A week later we lost 2-1 at Villa Park. The team was Rimmer, Fitzpatrick, Dunne, Crerand, Ure, Sadler, Morgan, Best, Charlton, Law, Kidd. Average age 77. It was about then Wilf McGuinness got the chop and Sir Matt came back for half a season.

No wonder Wilf’s hair fell out.

1993 League Cup Final

My first visit to Wembley and the reason why my dad won’t let me go back. Until this point no Payne had seen United lose a cup final at Wembley and, after a careful elimination of factors, it was decided I was the unlucky charm. Lovely.

On for the first domestic treble in history United were caught cold by the performance of Dean Saunders career and Big Ron’s desire to remind everybody who he was. The game was pretty even until Kanchelskis handled on the line and gifted Villa a penalty. I went home and wept onto my Bryan Robson duvet cover. The therapy cost a fortune.

FA Cup 3rd Round 2002
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Ruud Van Nistlerooy
This game is memorable for witnessing Ruud Van Nistlerooy at the absolute peak of his powers. United were on the brink of going out in the third round for the first time since stegosaurus roamed the earth. Up steps the long faced Dutchman with two deadly strikes in the second half to send United through and leave Villa Park in the doldrums.

Ruud would finish the season with a whopping 44 goals and a reputation as the most feared striker in the world. We were saved the ignominy of going out in the 3rd round until, well, last month.

Moving on.
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United’s last 3rd round exit before this season

Prediction for today’s game:

I suspect there may be goals in them there hills. Both teams have suspect defences and pacy players up front. I could see it going 3-2 either way.

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Rooney

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Nothing can stop the man at the moment and the time has come to rank him among some of the greatest players to have worn the shirt. We can certainly admit that he is carrying the team this season and that places him alongside the likes of, Robson, Best (in the 70s), Cantona and indeed Ronaldo.

Would we be languising without him at the moment? I fear yes.

What are your thoughts?

Hot off the press…

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Is this cataclysmic?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/feedarticle/8958478

Making History

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

It is possible there is intelligent life on other planets, there is a chance Angelina Jolie is merely waiting for me, that super-volcano in Yellowstone National Park could erupt at any minute and destroy the entire planet. If these things can happen then United can still win the league. Whilst there is still hope I will cling to it. Undeniably though, we screwed the pooch a bit at the weekend.

In the week Old Trafford remembered a 100yrs of history, our defence had a couple of games to forget. Everton started the match expecting to lose, went behind and we let them back into it. This has happened too often this season. Our defence has been wobblier than that bridge in The temple of Doom this week and five goals conceded is the price to pay.
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United’s backline Virginmedia
No season in which we get our first win in Milan and produce those performances against Arsenal and City can be seen as a failure. Nobody has won the league four times in a row and, whilst I am not throwing in the towel, we would be lucky to pull it off from here. The next slip up is surely fatal.

We look to be in a strong position in Europe but United being United I would not be surprised if we were made to suffer more heart palpitations before the tie is over. Our obligatory gift of an early goal was evident midweek and one in the return leg would bring the jitters immediately.

All the signs seem to point to last season’s imperious defence slowly disintegrating. Is Rio an ex-player? I hope he proves me wrong in the coming weeks. Johnny Evans seriously lacked composure against Milan and my fingers are crossed that he does not follow the Ben Foster route of confidence decay. At least Evra has been in superb form .
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Saha’s teammates refuse to celebrate with him because of his ridiculous hair colour Empics
The coming week sees us clock up a league match and a cup final. We seemed to be hitting our stride ten days ago but the pendulum has swung back. It sure ain’t dull but it’s at times like these I realize I suffer from football rather than enjoy it.

Allez les rouges

Footnote:
MUST are now at 51,000 members. Tell your friends, your nan and the man who lives next door to join. It is free to do so and well worth showing support.

Foolhardy Predictions

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Only an idiot makes predictions but I’m pretty excited about this game so I’m going to be an idiot.

1-1 San Siro with Milan scaring the bejeesus out of us.

2-1 United at OT with Beckham scoring a free-kick and Pato hitting the post twice.

Vidic’s head found on a stake outside the ground before the second leg, Fergie “not commenting” on the incident.

Rooney places himself on the world map.

What are your thoughts?

Now is the Time

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

This week may well see the demise of Portsmouth Football Club. FA Cup champions of 2008, members of the Football League since the 1800s and an abused plaything for a series of international businessmen. The significance of a top-flight team, and recent trophy winner, facing oblivion cannot be overstated.

Portsmouth as a place and footballing institution does not occupy the warmest of places in my heart but their story so horrific that I see it as a shot across the bow for any football team currently carrying debt. For example, Manchester United

Should the south club team cease to exist all of their results will become null and void making some mathematician’s life difficult for a while before the other clubs carry on. But surely they cannot carry on as before.

The accepted thinking is that despite United’s absurd level of debt and repayment that the brand is too strong to crumble completely. This could well be true, however, the last time I checked I was not in possession of a crystal ball and more to the point, if General Motors and Lehmann Brothers and big enough to fall so are Manchester United.

It is no secret that the number of people on the planet (without the surname Glazer) who are happy with our current owners is very low. Some of us want rid of them anyway possible, perhaps hoping for the elusive Saudi oil baron or perhaps Pandoran Unobtanium firm to come in and save the day. This would solve nowt.

The reality is that Manchester United is a hugely successful enterprise and people who are not connected to the club in emotional terms merely see dollar signs when they look at it. What we need, as so eloquently pointed out by the Independent Manchester United Supporter’s Association (IMUSA) are owners with the best interests of the club at heart.


Looking for a club to own. ©Catlapa 34 at FlickrCcoms

After the recent figures were released during our bond issue I did a few calculations and decided that it would be impossible for the fans to buy the club back. Thankfully, I was wrong.

As many of you will have read, the London based businessman and die-hard red Keith Harris has organised a group, the Red Knights, who are preparing a bid to buy a controlling stake of the club and eradicate the debt.

He is deadly serious about this and has constructed a plan which will require the financial input of both wealthy reds and the common supporter. Being run in tandem with the Green and Gold campaign and supported by the Manchester United Supporters Trust (MUST) it is the best bet we have of getting the club back into safe hands.

Many of you will have read about this, but how many have joined the campaign and pledged forward some cash? If you can, now is the time. Join MUST here.

Cheers

Mark

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