Stop Press! Torres, Gerrard Fit!
The goatee beard arrived at the press conference and was followed in by Rafael Benitez. The beard announced that Torres and Gerard had both come through ‘light training’ and would be in the squad tomorrow. As far as smokescreens go I am sure that the organisers of the latest Kylie Minogue concert are quaking in their boots.
Having just spoken to my ‘friend’, a man more scouse than a twelve stretch for stealing the hubcaps off a glue sniffing factory, I can inform you that the watch grabbers are quietly confident, if for no other reason than it is about time. Being a superstitious old fool I have similar thoughts but never mind.
To the team sheet!
VDS
(Anelka)
Wes Rio Vidic Evra
(Not Gary yet) (Lets hope the back is okay) (Veni, vidi) (Groundsmen)
Hargreaves
(90 minutes please)
Nani Scholes Giggs
(new Ronaldo) (volleyball) (Chest wig)
Rooney
(articulate)
Berbatov
(goalscorer?)
September 12th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
OK not bad. Bench? Tevez, Gary, Carrick, Park, Kusczczscak.
No room for Anderson? Someone has to tell Nani what to do (and not to nut the opposition) and it’s no good leaving that to Scholes who I recall has form against the Scoucers