Archive for July, 2008

A General Assessment of Where We Are Today

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

At the end of last season it seemed as if the club was in as strong as a position as it ever has been. We were champions of Europe and with enough young players, and competition for places, to look at next season’s campaign with something approaching quiet confidence. That feeling lasted about eight hours.

A combination of mixed messages and media frenzy has clouded the summer for all United fans. I should imagine there is not one of them who can’t wait to put it all in the past and get back to the games again. Despite the glories of Moscow, its immediate aftermath means that this European victory is unlikely to be remembered as fondly as the previous two.

With that unfortunate business aside, attention turns to the campaign ahead and how United will fare. The playing staff in comparison to last year’s has not changed a great deal. The Red Devils have not experienced much transfer movement yet and the most significant progress has been made by father time. Van Der Sar, in what will be his last campaign, should begin game one between the sticks – but you would expect more run outs for Foster and Kuscak as Fergie tries to blend in his replacement stopper. This competition between the Pole and the young Englishmen should be healthy in general, but, it is a tricky position to change personnel for. Therefore you would expect VDS to still start the most important games.

The defence is older in general than the rest of the squad but they do have true class. Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic seem to be both playing well together and the best football of their careers. Gary Neville will be back and despite Wes Brown’s often exemplary showing last term he should expect some jostling for the right back spot from the most fiercely red Mancunian on the planet. I would expect Brown’s season to see him deputising for either Gary or, at centre back when the call comes.

The midfield is bristling with adventure and steel and is almost a ‘choose your own adventure’ prospect. Last year’s great strength lay in being able to pick the right players for the right opposition in the middle of the park (Hargreaves on the right in the CL Final-brilliant), this season should be no different. Whilst at the back and in the middle strengthening will be neeed in the summer of 2009, next year the mixture of young-gun energy and the class of Giggs and Scholes will be too strong for most opponents.

Unfortunately, our opponents have not stood still either. Lamentably for the game you can expect the top four to remain the top four next year. Chelsea were within a Rouble of us last season in both of the big competitions. It becomes the change in coaching staff that could make the difference.

Scholari certainly knows what he is doing and he will bring a lot of confidence to a group of players who could hardly be described as shrinking violets in the first place. United on the other hand have lost a thoroughly capable first team coach with Queiroz moving to the Portugese national team. The manager is reportedly loathe to rush into a hasty appointment and is expected to take on extra duties himself. It is, of course, folly to question the man’s judgment but at 66 he is hardly the youngest manager on the block.

In the plus column Fergie knows this league like the back of his hand. It is certainly his experience that has kept the trophies coming up north since Ambramovich arrived whilst Scholari is in new waters. This is not to dismiss the chances of Liverpool and Arsenal but they both seem to be a little bit behind the other two, although one should never write off Arsene Wenger.

Up front it is generally agreed that Berbatov would be a good addition, even if he arrives merely to plug a Ronaldo shaped hole, and his style of play should still have a positive effect on our dynamic. Tevez and Rooney will both reap the benefits of being older, wiser and more decorated and, if Spartacus stays, the attack will be healthy. That is though, rather a sizeable ‘if’.

I expect the battle for both the Premier League and the European Cup to be brutal this year, the head to head games will see people slice lumps off each other. As such I can see neither team winning both, but I do expect it to be good to watch.

Anomalous Predictions

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

-AC Milan to win the UEFA Cup in a final against Tottenham Hotspur.
-Mark Hughes to be fired at the end of the season.
-This to be Benitez’s last year on Merseyside.
-Arsenal to play brilliantly again and not be taken seriously as contenders by the press.
-Chelsea to finally lose at home, probably before Christmas.
-Keegan

Transfers this Summer

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

You have got to love Fergie. If there is one area in which the squad is currently weak it is in defence. A lot of juggling can be done back there, with Wesley and O’Pie able to play in many positions, but another centre-back or full-back of decent quality would be very useful.

So of course the big man has made a sulking, yet sublimely gifted, striker his sole transfer target this summer. Optimistically I see shades of – wait for it – Cantona in Berbatov’s play. To see him running around with Rooney is something to look forward to.

Down in Stamfordgrad Ambramovich’s mission to destroy the game is gathering pace. How appropriate that a club whose initials are CFC should be slowly eroding the soul of football.

This morning I read that they are dropping funds equivalent to the cost of building 15 hospitals on the doorsteps of AC Milan. All this so that they can head off with Kaka in a limousine sporting blacked out windows. He is a decent player Kaka and will definitely make them more tricky.

There are a lot of decent people working hard in our league but with every transfer of this size I see the gap widening and it doesn’t make me happy. It would be justice for the game if United and Arsenal finished above Chelsea this season. How annoying that Roman seems hell-bent on spending money until he gets what he wants.

As I said this time last year, we are duty bound to keep those men in blue at bay. The thought of their evil clutches on the biggest prizes is too hideous to bear.

Enhance Your Calm

Friday, July 11th, 2008

We all need to calm down a bit here. As I keep stressing the situation has not changed. Ronaldo gave an interview and said that he agreed with Sepp Blatter and it has been twisted into ‘Ronaldo Wants Out of Slavery Shocker’, by those stout chaps in Fleet Street who want to fill up a few more pages in their newspapers.

What Sepp Blatter said was in direct support of player power and freedom of movement. I think you will find that every single professional football player on the planet would agree with him. But if Ronaldo says he agrees with him we all read..’Ronaldo Wants Out of Slavery Shocker’ and are led to believe that it is gospel. It is not.

The man who decides who goes in and out the door at Old Trafford is Scottish, and probably in a very bad mood right now. I once met a sage old man in the pub who informed me with great confidence that Blatter was in fact a complete prat and that he should not be allowed to speak in public at all. I, of course, thoroughly disagreed with his opinion (it would be libelous not to), but thought his point of view was interesting.

Ronaldo has had his head turned by all of this interest and he stands nothing to lose by making a few cryptic comments here and there, it might make him a bit more money. He does have a wandering eye, now some people use this as reason character assassinate him, I think he’s a 23yr old bloke so be realistic and try to remember the 23yr old Giggs. Fergie will sort him out when he gets back. Besides, the guy has been out of the country for ages now and probably doesn’t even realise what a fuss he has stirred up.

Honestly, I can’t wait for the games to just get going. When we are subjected only to the ‘football machine’ and not the matches themselves I start to wonder if I enjoy football or just suffer from it. This saga is overwhelmingly disappointing and it is not going to end yet. Did we even get a full day to enjoy winning the European Cup before all of this started?

The Wizard and Quieroz

Monday, July 7th, 2008

And so it comes to pass, the hybrid creature that is Fergoz has struggled for too long and must tear itself back into separate entities once more.

Well what do we think of Carlos? He has been made the scapegoat on many occasions for United’s brief, fallow, period of 4-5-1ness but the facts look upon him kindly. The only league titles we have won in recent years have been on his watch and as such he should be judged favourably.

It has taken time, but his pragmatism has finally found a way to marry itself to Fergie’s ‘all eggs in the striker basket’ approach and it has brought us Europe again. I wish him all the best and etc. but am more concerned by how this effects our club in the immediate future.

The papers have instantly latched on to his Portugeseness and how that ‘may’ alter the home address of Mr. C. Ronaldo, but they’re just looking to put more miles into that story.

The key thing is that our 66 year old manager gets a replacement in to help him run the club soon and prefereably, obviously, somebody good. Carlos has been making ‘I want to move up in the world’ type comments for a year now so you hope that The Wizard has a few files ready to be looked at. I, for one, had the notion they might hit up Hughesie when this happened, but his dreadful alignment with with Mordor now rules that out.

So what to do? Here’s an idea, promote Mike Phelan to the bench and have Giggsy and Neville do a year as part time player-coaches, grooming them for future things. It is not as if they are ever going to leave United, and it is a good solution because Carlos is pretty much gone.

“What do you buy for the man who has everything? This. You can’t buy this.”

Friday, July 4th, 2008

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I suppose we should probably look at ‘this’ again too.

Ooh Aah Van der Sar

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

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