Archive for April, 2008

Jono Scholes 1 – 0 Barcelona

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

We have been written off over the last three days and if we are honest, by ourselves too, almost. Last chances don’t come any more final than this and they don’t come even more brutal than the one facing a certain Mr. Scholes in what could well be his final season.

All of our minds drifted back to Turin, all of us thought we needed an old head to calm the nerves and show experience. I for one thought that Scholes was the man for the job but that he was too much of a quiet chap to actually do it. Luckily his feet did the talking and it was truly a goal worthy of winning any football match.

Although you do (in pun terms only) feel slightly confident against players going by the names of Shabby and Messy, it is noticeable that Ronaldo spent the evening diving and complaining. He deserved his yellow card. Messi was, Rio aside, virtually undefendable and never complained or dived once. An interesting point and frankly, I think, a truly great player.

This really was a victory for mental fortitude (and perhaps a pinch of luck) and I agree completely with Jono that this turns the season around again. Fergie is a genius once more. So it’s Russian gangsters or scousers in the final now. Sadly I expect English football fans to let themselves down whatever the outcome, I hope I am wrong.

MAN OF THE MATCH: Park Ji-Sung:
Although Tevez and Evra have shouts to say they matched him for work-rate I can think of no other man in a red shirt who deserves it more. He never, ever accepts that anything is a lost cause and is the only player we have at the moment who is picking himself. Significantly on a field containing Messi and Ronaldo, he was by far the best winger on the pitch.

Showtime

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

With six hours to go I cannot with any sense of honesty say that I am all that confident. Barcelona are highly, highly likely to score which leaves us in the position of needing to score more. The more we attack, the more space we will leave at the back and they have a who’s who of attacking players with pedigree at exploiting defensive errors.

If they win they will deserve to go through, it really is that simple. I only wish I hadn’t said something similar about Stamford Bridge and the title…

Still watching

Monday, April 28th, 2008

It was a delicious story at the time, an ego-centric clash of the titans, money defeats charisma, and back stabbing galore. Yet there will be few football fans who would stake their mortgage on the argument that Jose Mourinho’s departure could be anything other than a loss for English football. Chelsea would fall into disarray, the power would shift back up the M6 and Manchester United would begin a slow, predicatble march towards the sextruple. Or so we thought. What nobody expected in those heady days of September was that the 2007/2008 season would turn out to be one to savour, remember and cherish.

The cups have had a far more dramatic effect on the league this year than in others and that, despite the protestations of the managers, has been a great thing. Whilst the Carling Cup exposed the more machiavellian machinations of the Glazer regime at Old Trafford (through the outcry over forced ticket buying for season ticket holders) it brought salvation for Spurs too. A team widely tipped to trample its way into the top 4 wheezed into the season and seemed almost bad enough to go down at one point. Yet they have now won one of the better finals seen in this country for a while, and a trophy escapes the clutches of the aforementioned four for the first time in far to long.

The FA cup has also rediscovered its huff and puff. If anybody had said to us 8 months ago that a non-league team called Havant and Waterlooville would, before the ides of March set in, restore their faith in the sport. Perhaps we would have recommended that they seek immediate psychiatric care. Yet it came to pass and the team who took the lead twice at Anfield are now part of Cup legend. The situation of a final involving a Welsh team has even seen Michel Platini need to step in and say its okay for the them to play in the UEFA cup next year should they win. Great exposure for the competition.

The Premier League is often criticised as being a collection of three mini competitions and whilst this is largely the case, can we not enjoy how tight those three battles have become? At the top Liverpool have been undone by the kind of behind the scenes efforts that belong in the court of Hamlet whilst Arsenal have dished out some great football to lead for much of the season before running out of steam. The imperious Manchester United have begun to wobble at precisely the right time to make it interesting and Chelsea have risen from Jose’s ashes to irk us all once more, it has been great stuff. Even the battle for fifth will now go to the wire as Everton and Villa scrapped out a 2-2 draw over the weekend.

The gloomy reality of relegation has so far only managed to darken Derby’s season and with two matches to play three points separate four teams and six could still technically go down. The games just played showed that the sides who are fighting for their lives know how to fight. Birmingham took points from Liverpool where Fulham rallied from nowhere to defeat Manchester City and can now taste fairytale on their cornflakes.

So what has made this season more eye-catching than perhaps the last two or three? You would have to say that it could be the pressure placed on all of the teams. Eight managers have so far jumped on or off the merry-go-round and the ascendancy of Roy Keane along with the return of Kevin Keegan means that nobody can complain of being bored. We are even in the ridiculous situation where Avram Grant and Sven Goran Eriksson are under geniune pressure to hold onto their jobs. Can anybody think of two other managers who have achieved as much as those two in their first seasons? I think not.

Looking around the European leagues you will see that the title has been pretty much decided already in France, Spain, Germany and Portugal yet in the premier league there are still ten teams left with something to play for. Whether or not the English Premier league is the best in the world or merely the richest is not a argument that concerns me. At the moment it is definitely the most interesting and I for one, am still watching.

The Germans 2 – 1 Russian Linesman

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

There has been an a tendency amongst United fans to be optimistic over recent weeks. We should all know better. A wobble has been coming and a wobble has arrived. It would conflict with everything that is good and true in the universe if Chelsea were to snatch the title from here, but we must look at our cups of tea and know that it is a possibility now.

Horse-racing fanatic Alex Ferguson has gambled again, and considering the fixture list over the last week I do not blame him. Nonetheless it has backfired.

The trophies are still there to be won, the thing is we are going to have to win them, Chelsea will not hand them over. Perhaps this is the way it should be.

The bravery of Vidic and the heroism of Rooney are for discussion another day, as is the dubiousness of the penalty.

It is showtime now, and we have to stand up.

Barcelona 0 – 0 United

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Never before in the field of human history have so many, been so gobsmacked, by one mis-kick. Well maybe Platini’s penalty miss in 86, or the famous Mark Payne free kick debacle from the Appleton 93/94 season.

Positives.

  • We didn’t lose.
  • We survived without Vidic, that hasn’t happened in a big game for a while.
  • They had to foul Ronaldo constantly to stop him (6 in the first 14 minutes).
  • Scholes looks to be picking up.
  • Running out of positives.
  • Completely dried up.

In which case we have to start thinking about the next six days. Having an entire season hinge on three games in such quick succession is ludicrous. Aren’t there usually two weeks between semi-final legs? Look at what it has done to Arsenal, a team who deserved something out of the season (though not more than us of course).

I expect to lose all of my hair in the next week, I honestly think we are wobbling.

How did he, how could he miss?

Blackeye Rovers 1 – 1 Aneurysm United

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

When Gallileo first pointed his telescope to the sky and began to observe the stars he is widely reported to have exclaimed “Blackburn away looks pretty tricky.” What he did not say was “Brad Friedal is a git”, which would have been equally accurate. Nostradamus he was not, but were he looking up at the skies yesterday he may well have seen my fist flying by as it clenched the air after Tevez’s late, late goal.

A chap on the Guardian blogs called Didsbury64 wrote this morning about United making us suffer and I wonder if he has ever had a conversation with the Crinkleys. Frankly I do not think that I can take much more of this. Beating Chelsea at Stamford Bridge is looking like more and more of a must and our form is beginning to wobble, four dropped points in the last three league games.

Blackburn were very good yesterday, slightly annoying after they capitulated to Liverpool the previous week, and I am sure that the boffins in Barcelona and London will be studying the tape carefully to see how Ronaldo could be kept so quiet. Newcastle will no doubt roll over and allow Chelsea to tickle them when they go up north and West Ham have started to look like a bogey team the last couple of years. This could indeed go right to the wire.

Can anybody recommend a good place to have a pacemaker fitted?

After the deluge

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

The world seems to be a different place after this weekend. Usually the onset of friday afternoon accompanies huge swathes of relief and relaxation which gently carry us into the calm of saturday and sunday. But this football fan busines is causing me all sorts of stress at the moment. It is no exagerration to say that I aged approximately a decade during a two hour period on saturday and I expect more over the coming weeks.

Courtesy of Jono our term du jour is ‘bananaskin’ and he has rightly spotted another one coming up in the shape of Blackburn. With foresight like this I wonder if history would have been re-written had there been a Callaway on the Titanic’s lookout deck. The Lancashire sheep are certainly no mugs and Roque Santa Cruz is a player that can unsettle a Vidic-free defence.

Fortunately the nouveau London pinstripe brigade have managed to pile the pressure on themselves. Heskey for England. Alas, I fear Everton are a team deflated and that Chelsea will dispatch them fairy easily, Everton may yet relinquish fifth to an in form Portsmouth.

So again it is down to winning at the Bridge, I honestly believe that if we do this that there can be no debate over who wins the title. The bananaskin in this equation is Nou Camp sized and sandwiched around that fixture. Europe I fear, rests on the squad juggling of certain Mister Ferguson. For the sake of our health I hope he gets it right.

United 2 -1 Arsenal

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

Exaggeration is a dangerous thing. And in football so is comparison to things, matches and players of different eras. We only need to take a look at the whole Ronaldo/ Best non-debate (George) to see that.

The greatest match ever played was that between Brazil and France in the quarter finals of the 1986 world cup. It would be churlish to compare this game to that. It would be arrogant to even put it in the same category, but it was close. We just watched a game of football gentlemen.

Before we move on to analysis let me just say that Arsenal were brilliant. They are a truly great team and when they start winning the trophies they deserve no sane person has any right to begrudge them. Good news United are better than them really isn’t it.

They really made us shake, sans Vidic I may hear you say but shake we did, and they were good for a goal right up until the death. What won the match? Attrittion, looks like Ferguson might have learnt a thing or two about tactics over the years.

On this form Park should start every game.

Exhausted, I go to bed.

Allez les rouge

United 1 – 0 Roma

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

I have heard no reports of crowd trouble, is this correct? Hope so.

The suntan drained from my face as soon as I saw the team sheet for this game. The mighty Reds have a history of conceding early in Europe and if that happened it would all be on. I honestly believed they were about to age us unnecessarily. It is a delight to report that I was wrong.

They were immense and completely dominated the game straight from the get-go, making chances all over the place. Granted, Ronaldo would have probably scored some of them but Carrick’s through balls and Park’s trickery both deserve great credit. Giggs also put in a long overdue performance.

The penalty miss finished Roma off in spirit, but if they had scored it would have counted as one of the larger injustices in the history of mankind. It was a fine tackle from Wes.

Carlos Tevez single-handedly brought the diving header back into fashion and then all we had to do was cheer on Gary. He could barely keep the smile off his face and when Rio threw him the armband I nearly burst into tears. Manchester United are a club who do things the right way. Speaking of which, De Rossi’s professional foul on Rio in the second half was a disgrace, ultimate cynicism.

I have just finished watching the highlights of Barca and while they do look undefendable they also look like a team you can attack against. I have high hopes that these will be good games. Either way the final will certainly be a case of the irresistible force against the immovable object. Who said the draw was fixed? Who cares? The Reds go marching on.

BananaSkinBorough 2 – 2 United

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

They were bound to do this to us and we should all have known better. Borough were excellent and could have scored many more than they did. So why has the skimpiest defence in the country gone to pot? Probably just an off day but the Rio/Vidic axis is a handy one to have in working order and now they are both crocked. I don’t want to sensationalise how significant this is, but it is a problem. Heart can be taken from the fact that Peter Cech has also managed to injure his face in another accidental, freak challenge and that will weaken our closest chasers.

Again though, we need to beat Arsenal and in all honesty we need to win at Stamford Bridge now too. If you can do that you deserve to be champions. In the meantime I will be crossing my fingers.